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Lois | No Cruise Control

Helping you choose the right cruise!

Welcome to No Cruise Control. I am Lois, and I have spent nearly 20 years exploring the world by cruise ship, with 575 nights at sea across 22 different cruise lines.

Here you will find honest, usefuly cruise guides designed to help you plan your next cruise and understand what you are actually getting for your money.

From luxury and expedition cruising to ocean and river cruises, I cover ship reviews, cabins, dining, destinations, solo cruising and the experiences that make different cruise lines worth considering.

Expect detailed ship guides, practical cruise advice and first hand experiences from cruise lines including Celebrity, Silversea, Seabourn, National Geographic - Lindblad Expeditions, Crystal, Windstar, Holland America Line, Azamara, MSC, Disney, NCL and many more.

No hype, no clickbait, just helpful cruise content from someone who loved cruising.

When I am not travelling, I am a Specialist Nurse in the NHS in London.

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The Majestic Line Dining | What Is the Food Like on a Scottish Cruise?

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Alaska Cruise Guide: What to Expect on Your First Alaska Cruise

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Panama Canal Cruise Explained: What It’s Really Like to Transit the Canal

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ad Arctic Expedition Cruise Explained : What is a Svalbard Cruise really like?

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Caribbean Cruises Explained: How to Choose the Right Caribbean Cruise

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ad Svalbard Expedition Cruise Day 8 | Disembarkation, Longyearbyen & Camp Barentz

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ad Svalbard Expedition Cruise Day 7 | Polar Plunge & Sleeping in an Arctic Igloo

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ad Svalbard Expedition Cruise Day 6 | Walrus at Kapp Lee & Kayaking Negribreen Glacier

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ad Svalbard Expedition Cruise Day 5 | Arctic Sea Ice Walk, Alkefjellet Bird Cliffs

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ad Svalbard Expedition Cruise Day 4 | Pack Ice Polar Bears, Mother and Cub Sighting

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ad Svalbard Expedition Cruise Day 3 | Walrus Landing in Wijdefjorden, First Polar Bear in the Ice

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ad Svalbard Expedition Cruise Day 2 | Glacier Landing at Lilliehöökbreen, Krossfjorden |

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ad Svalbard Expedition Cruise Day 1 | Embarking National Geographic Resolution in Longyearbyen

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ad Arctic Expedition Cruise Food | National Geographic Resolution

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Small Ship Cruise Scotland | The Majestic Line Glen Massan Review (11 Passengers Only!)

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Buenos Aires

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Montevideo, Uruguay | Birdwatching, Hummingbirds & Kingfishers | Celebrity Equinox Antarctica Cruise

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Celebrity Equinox Martini Bar: The Show That Stops Everyone in Their Tracks

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Ad I Met Hundreds of Penguins in the Falkland Islands | Celebrity Equinox Antarctica Cruise

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Ad Antarctica Penguins Underwater, Emergency Medevac & Half Moon Island Scenic Sailing

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Ad Antarctica Scenic Cruising, Whales Everywhere!, Schollart Channel & Paradise Harbour

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Ad Cape Horn by Cruise, Celebrity Equinox sails the Drake Passage and we got the Drake Lake

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Ad Ushuaia Argentina – The End of the World | Gateway to Antarctica on Celebrity Equinox

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Ad A Day at Sea in the South Atlantic | Celebrity Equinox Sailing to Ushuaia & Antarctica

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Ad Two Sea Days Sailing to Antarctica | Celebrity Equinox South Atlantic Cruise Life

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Ad Celebrity Equinox Embarkation Day in Buenos Aires | Antarctica Cruise with Celebrity Cruises

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Ad Luxury Cruise Dining on Celebrity Equinox, What We Ate Sailing to Antarctica & South America

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Harve-Saint Pierre, Canada with Azamara Cruises!

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Baie Comeau, Canada with Azamara Cruises!

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Saguenay, Canada with Azamara Cruises!

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Quebec City, Canada with Azamara Cruises!

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Pre Cruise Stay in Montréal and Boarding Azamara Quest for Canada and US East Coast Cruise

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Walking the Montréal Formula One Track during my Canada and New England Cruise

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Ad • Riviera Radiance Naming Ceremony on the Danube, Celebrations in Budapest with Riviera Travel

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The BEST Way to See Budapest? 🇭🇺 On Riviera Radiance!

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Ad • Riviera Radiance Naming Ceremony in Budapest, River Danube Cruise with Riviera Travel

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Tobermory, Lighthouse Walk and Eilean Dubh with The Majestic Line Glen Massan

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Ad • Dining on Wind Star, exceptional food all cruise long

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Ad • Wind Star in Palma de Mallorca | Sóller Excursion, Scenic Train Ride and Farewell Evening

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Ad • Wind Star in Mahon Menorca | North and South Excursion, Exploring Mahon and Candles Dinner

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Ad • Sea Day on Wind Star | Galley Walk, Bowspirit Photos & Crew Talent Show

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Ad • Wind Star in Calvi Corsica | Wines of Corsica Excursion & Famous Deck BBQ Party

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Ad • Wind Star in Corsica | Bastia & Saint-Florent Excursion, Winery Tour & Sailaway

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Ad • Exploring Portoferraio & Elba with Windstar Cruises | Vineyards & a Hosted Dinner on Wind Star

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Ad • Embarking on Windstar Cruises’ Wind Star | Luxury Small Ship Sailing from Rome to Barcelona

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A Magical Day Cruising the Hebrides | Dolphins, Whales & Wildlife on The Majestic Line’s Glen Massan

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Embarkation - The Majestic Line’s Glen Massan | Solo Small Ship Cruise in Scotland | The Hebrides

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London to Oban for a Majestic Line Cruise | BA CityFlyer,Glasgow Airport Express &West Highland Line

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Riding Amtrak’s Most Scenic Train: New York to Montreal!

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Afternoon Tea on Crystal Serenity | Luxury Cruise Experience

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A Day in Sète, France | Crystal Serenity Shore Excursion, Canal Boat Ride & Oyster Tasting

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Lois : No Cruise Control is live - next Cruise!

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Step Inside This Amazing Cruise Penthouse Tour!

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Crystal Cruises - Crystal Penthouse Suite tour

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What’s Inside a Crystal Serenity Aquamarine Veranda Suite?

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Crystal Serenity Cruise Food REVIEW What's the BEST Meal Option

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Crystal Cruises - Sapphire Veranda Suite tour (2023 Redesign)

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Inside Crystal Serenity, a luxurious Cruise Ship

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🚂 Luxury Train Journey on the Belmond British Pullman | York Day Trip

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