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The Biggest and Best in Leicester: ITV (Central) adverts, 27 July 1985

Craiglockhart chic

A Dashing Little Special Edition: ITV (Central) adverts, 27th July 1985

The Famous Goodyear Grip: ITV (Yorkshire) adverts, 18th July 1985

Isikhangiso (slight return)

Busted the System and Broken the Mould: ITN News, Central continuity, 27th July 1985

MFI Crazy Sale Prices: ITV (Yorkshire) adverts, 18th July 1985

An Also Quite Rich and Smooth Advert

It's Burning Hot in the Garden: ITV (Yorkshire) adverts, 18 July 1985

It's a Canny Deal: ITV (Scottish) adverts, 29th March 1996

A Golden Roasted, Richer, Smoother Advert

Drinking and Driving Wastes Decades.

A Friendly Get-Together: BBC1 Scotland junction, 21 November 1985

A Family Advert

The Race to Perfect the Popular Cassette: ITV (LWT) adverts 16th January 1982

Scots or Not: ITV (Thames) adverts, 27th May 1991

Yes, an Advert

The Ethiopian Government and Its Army No Longer Count: ITN Bulletin, 27th May 1991

"He can't walk very fast." ITV (Thames) adverts, 27th May 1991

Pure French: ITV (Thames) adverts, 27th May 1991

A Very Stupid Advert

The Jersey Difference: ITV (Thames) adverts, May 27th 1991

Naught but a Nibbet: ITV (Thames) adverts, May 27th 1991

A Medical Advert

Three Camay Moods: ITV (Thames) adverts, May 27th 1991

Refreshes Your Rivets: Channel Four (Tyne Tees) advert, 17th July 1984

A Fungal Advert

Near Gold Run: Channel Four startup, 17th July 1984

Three across, 17 letters: BBC1 Closedown, 20th April 1990

"So you're beautiful, let's go." Channel 4 (TSW) adverts, 10th August 1991

Rejuiced: Channel 4 (TSW) adverts, 10th August 1991

You Can't Believe This Advert Is Just the Loading Screen

Mr McMurdy is not happy: Channel 4 (TSW) adverts, 10th August 1991

Plymouth Entertainingly: Channel Four (TSW) adverts, 10th August 1991

Das Advert

They were only fooling each other: BBC TWO closedown, 10th March 1990

Sauteed Frangible Exterior: ITV (Yorkshire) adverts, 1991

A Hebdomadary Advert

What Comes Naturally: ITV (Yorkshire) adverts, 1991

Who Could Ever Forget This One? ITV (Yorkshire) late night adverts, 1991

An ovular advert

Regular Night-Time Super: Yorkshire Night Time adverts 1991

"A Very Small Casserole." BBC2 junction, 21st January 1994

A Spiny Advert

Cures Slipping Slates: Channel Four continuity, newsflash and adverts, February 10th 1990

"Like Natives." Channel 4 (TSW) adverts, 10th February 1990

A Draconic Advert

"Call her when you get there." Channel 4 (TSW) adverts, 10th February 1990

Approved by the Cornish: Channel 4 (TSW) adverts, 10th February 1990

A Stardust Advert

The cow said "it's cheese": Channel 4 (TSW) adverts, 10th February 1990

And that's how decay can start: Channel Four (TSW) adverts, 10th February 1990

An Olympian Advert

Very, Very Soft: Channel Four (TSW) adverts, 10th February 1990

"In the mildest language, I adore you." BBC TWO Junction, 10th January 1991

Isikhangiso

You'd Never Have Guessed: Channel Four (Scottish) adverts, 30th December 1989

Something Beginning With F: Channel Four (Scottish) adverts, 30th December 1989

Christmas Wrapping Is Not Here