Just let me in…. #shorts #dadjokes

"GET MARRIED. HAVE CHILDREN. BUILD A LEGACY." - Charlie Kirk

Apparently 🕷️Black Widows🕷️ aren’t as popular as I thought they were spider! #spider #blackwidow

I sleep in one time😅 #funny #marriedlife #dadjokes #dadlife #wife

We’re still in this boys! Don’t give up yet 😅 #youthsports #travelbaseball #baseball #coachinglife

New boot goofin! #shoes #dadshoes #dadlife

Couldn’t have made it more obvious 😅 #genderreveal #babyboy #babygirl #pregnancy

I guess better that than pounding ketchup all day!😅 #funny #dadlife #dadjokes #breakfast

I already am though🥲 #fyp #foryoupage #trending #marriage #husbandjokes

I’ll be chasing this feeling for the rest of my life! 😭#fyp #axolotl #petstore #surprise #pet

The sweetest girl to surprise! #fyp #axolotl #petstore #surprise

Don’t let my wife see this one 🫣 #marriagehumor #dadjokes

Maybe when all the kids are out of the house we can be spontaneous again 😅 #dadjokes #marriedlife

I know I said I didn’t care what we did but now that I’m here I do care😅 #travelhumor #dadjokes

Day 7 🌱 Will day 8 be our last day!? #comealongwithme #lawnrescue #lawncare #fyp #grass

Day 6 🌱#1 is looking like it will live to tell the tale while #2 is getting ready for the long rest

Day 5 🌱 How many more days does #2 last!? #comealongwithme #lawnrescue #lawncare #fyp #grass

POV: The Most Relaxing Lawn Mow You’ll Hear All Week 🌱🚜 #comealongwithme #lawnrescue #lawncare

August 14, 2025

August 13, 2025

O/U 1000…. I’ll take the over 🤣 🌱 #comealongwithme #lawnrescue #lawncare #garden #fyp

That’s a pretty big 🥕 now that I think about it 😎 #lawnrescue #lawncare #garden #vegetablegarden

Little sunset catch with my boy ⚾️ #baseball #fyp #sunset

Day 3 of Weed 1 & 2 🌱 #comealongwithme #fyp #lawnrescue #lawncare #grass

Go get Little Billy some hitting lessons instead of a $600 bat 😉 #baseball #travelball

August 11, 2025

Day 2 of Weed 1 🌱 and Weed 2! #lawnrescue #comealongwithme #lawncare #grass #fyp #foryoupage

What else needs to happen to bring the lawn back?🌱 #lawncare #lawnrescue #grass #comealongwithme

Is all hope lost or can we fix this? #lawncare #lawnrescue #grass #comealongwithme

Day 1: Weed 1 & 2🌱 Will 1 spray be enough to take care of weed 1? #lawncare #lawnrescue #grass

Every kid's nightmare to step on when out in the yard! #lawnrescue #comealongwithme #lawncare #grass

It used to be my pride and joy... now it's a jungle of weeds and dead spots. #lawnrescue #lawncare