Drewseph, Definitely Human
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Welcome to my channel, there's clean walls here.

I don't take this seriously and this isn't my job. There will be random upload times, frequent community posting, no monetization (ever) and hopefully no ads either, but who knows with this site nowadays.

Do not trust me, I am not your friend.


Drewseph, Definitely Human

I have become Macker of Manicotti, Consumer of Costco, Destroyer of Dishes, fall before me and weep as you witness me eat food until it doesn't exist anymore, entertainingly and with ad breaks, because I am now a mukbang channel. First mukbang video coming May 15, 2027

1 day ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

FEDS ARE ON MY DOORSTEP ASKING FOR CANDY FEDS ARE ON MY DOORSTEP ASKING FOR CANDY FEDS ARE ON MY DOORSTEP ASKING FOR CANDY

1 week ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

I'm starting to think that "phasing" on a guitar is just an elaborate troll that some guitarist forum came up with to make people overly self-conscious about their tone.

1 week ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Goldfish crackers are part of a balanced breakfast.

1 week ago | [YT] | 2

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Pro tip: calorie deficit is the only way to lose weight. Stop eating. Eventually you'll get to where you want to be, don't worry, give yourself like ten days with no food and you'll notice the difference. Trust me I'm a doctor in the Sims 3 and you don't just get to be a doctor, you gotta work hard and get 2d worth of fatigue in order to progress in that career path so I think I know what I'm talking about.

2 weeks ago (edited) | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

More Garf content coming soon, I'm judge-ordered to have "at least a movie night with your son once a month". I intend to do the least, but to make the most out of it.

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 2

Drewseph, Definitely Human

My next video and future videos will have music in the background, at least most of the time

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

If you don't eat seaweed I don't fw u

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Rock out everybody, if Leonardo the Turtle can do it with a one-string bass, you can do it too with a half-string shoebox and ruler

1 month ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Someone stole my fuckin keyboard how am I supposed to prompt Suno for my thumbnails now??

1 month ago | [YT] | 1