WELCOME TO BLACK ROCK RANCH

Every organization needs structure.

Unfortunately, this is ours.

👑 The Queen
🐃 The Boss
🦮The Assistant
🐻‍❄️The Guardian
🐺Head of Tactical Operations
🫏 Welcoming Committee
🫏 The Intern
🦤 Human Resources
🐈‍⬛ Pest Control
🚨 The Alarm System
🦙 The Witnesses
🐐 The Criminals
🦓 Foreign Exchange Students

If you’re new here, meet the staff.