Speak of the Larry...

Stay tuned for more stealth tips from your local Patches

Who am I to question these things?

Even the most haphazardly laid plans go awry

Crab Shack Gauntlet, honorable edition (part 2) #eldenring #gaming

Crab Shack Gauntlet, honorable edition (part 1) #eldenring #gaming

Probably a different Tony...

Not all frog masks, but always a frog mask 😔

Got a problem? Push it off a cliff and forget about it, I'm sure it'll end well

Did they catch me?

Duel of the Ornamental Straight Swords (Part 2)

Duel of the Ornamental Straight Swords (Part 1)

Exactly* as planned

Careful, it's a hot one out there!

Hair would only slow me down

Thinkin' of changing my name to Watches the Untethered

Ran into a duelist with excellent game scents

"Lucky I'm not in a backstabbing mood" he says, before 3 consecutive backstabs

Patches Trifecta: Elevator, Gravity, and the Flask

What if Elden Ring were narrated like JJK?

Quick little invasion analysis for a solo host in Stormveil

Premature detonation disorder is a serious condition, but with proper treatment it can be managed

The greatest co-op FromSoft ever developed is my opponent's field of view

Be wary of ledge, lord

Back to my roots #eldenringedit #gamingvideos #happygamer #narration #eldenring #eldenringpvp

Look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't do the EXACT same thing #eldenringedit #gamingvideos

Too darn suspicious if you ask me #eldenringedit #gamingvideos #happygamer #unreliablenarrator

My old enemy makes a surprise appearance PS5 | RL67+12/5 | 🎮 #eldenringedit #gamingvideos

Gotta spend runes to make runes #eldenringedit #gamingvideos #happygamer #unreliablenarrator

Oh the elevator? Yeah, we go way back

They call me the phantom-slinging slasher #eldenringedit #gamingvideos #happygamer #narration

When you run into someone that matches your energy Elden Ring PS5 🎮 | RL67 +12/5 #eldenringedit

Well, this certainly is a predicament

Assistant TO the branch mimic #eldenringedit #gamingvideos #happygamer #soulslike #narration

All this wind gonna mess up my hair #eldenring #gamingvideos #eldenringgameplay #eldenringclips

How many times can I say "torch" in one match? #eldenringedit #gamingvideos #happygamer #soulslike

I included two hints that foreshadow the endginning #eldenringedit #gamingvideos #happygamer

You ain't sawn't nothin', got it? #eldenringedit #gamingvideos #happygamer #soulslike #narration

Some folks loki can't appreciate a good painting #eldenringedit #gamingvideos #happygamer #soulslike

I got 5 senses, I'm going to use 'em all

The audio from my opponent's chat is such a great example of the reason I invade and share these

Patches & Dale vs

Some unruly Tarnished out there thinking they can go off-trail while Patches is on patrol

Ooooo we got a scythe fight... Scythe fight! Scythe fight! SCYTHE FIGHT! #eldenringedit

Well well well, look who is finally back in the Lands Between

POV: You're fighting Patches PS5 - RL67+12/5 #eldenringedit #gamingvideos #happygamer #soulslike

Playing with the home field advantage 🌉 PS5 RL60 +12/5 Patches build (55 vigor, minimum stats

"Oh, you thought you could run away?" #eldenringedit #gamingvideos #happygamer #soulslike #narration