Farming While Beige

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First Generation Farming: A Blueprint for agriculture to keep you on the land for generations
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E-Book: stan.store/sylvanaquafarms

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Farming While Beige

The Cruel Demands of Unity: Farming While Beige September Letter

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When "believe women" and "believe Black women" find themselves at odds... that's when you find out who that progressive White lady really is :-)

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What the hell happened?

Eisenhower conservatism: a dude saying “beware the military industrial complex” while escorting Ruby Bridges to school and demanding an end to the Korean War.

Modern conservatism: a drunk dude waving a loaded pistol in pubic and yelling “victim!” at anyone that flinches.

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The August letter has been released to my Patreon!

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Whether you're looking to farm for a living or just interested in why food systems in the U.S. are the way they are, I wrote a book just for you :-)

Available in paperback (www.amazon.com/First-Generation-Farming-coordinate…) and e-book formats (stan.store/sylvanaquafarms/p/first-generation-farm…)

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You know the stereotype where a woman screams and jumps and loses her shit when she sees a mouse?

That’s how conservative men respond to septum piercings.

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Small unedited snippet of the new semi-biographical book I'm working on:

The lake was, on the whole, well-stocked with fish, but this place where the boy found himself was addressed "A Fishing Hole" much the way a politician is addressed "The Honourable:" more a delusional courtesy than a description of fact. You see, this particular ‘hole,’ for reasons whichever, yielded little in the way of fighting fish, but much in the way of tahoxi (turtle) and òpalanie (eagle) and tëmakwe (beaver). The act of “fishing” here was, therefore, an exercise more meditative than sportive, one of spiritual restoration in which the angler considers the sound of his breathing, enumerates the divers floral and botanical perfumes floating through the air, and recalls the particular lessons of birdsong: bluejay alerting the forest to danger; crow signaling the presence of a meal; Lady Mockingbird boldly defending her nest from a raptor multitudes larger than herself as Lord Mockingbird gayly sings in a nearby tree - for while the two-legged Indians of this place were long ago murdered, or subsumed into a larger society, or marched to faraway places to be supplanted by the same, Mockingbird shared no such fate, and exists where and as he was centuries ago, still delighting in the debt- and tax-free wonder of Indian country. And in Indian country, as any Unci or Uma will instruct you, men sit around while women do all the work, and there is no exception for Mockingbirds.

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The July Letter has been released to my Patreon!

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Head on over to see is graphic detail how we performed in Q2 2026 and what's coming up next quarter.

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I wrote a book! Maybe read it?

www.amazon.com/dp/B0GBR2ZBCF

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My ads from the early 20s were nuts 😂

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