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Hey! My name is Hannah and I love to post commentary-style videos relating to multi-level marketing companies, scams, cults, and influencer/social media culture. My two cats Zeke (crazy) and Cooper (chill) make such frequent appearances in my videos that I'm basically just a guest on their channel at this point. I'm so happy you're here!
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Hannah Alonzo
Due to an unforeseen sponsor delay, today’s video will now be going live on Wednesday morning 8/26.
Thank you for your patience! It’s a 90 minute video that I’m very excited about, so I hope it’s worth the wait!
4 weeks ago | [YT] | 5,821
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Hannah Alonzo
BEWARE OF IMPERSONATION SCAM ❗️
It’s come to my attention that there are scammers impersonating me using email addresses that aren’t mine. They will email viewers who have left comments on my videos asking personal questions as well as promoting some kind of business opportunity they want you to join (ironic).
I will NEVER send you an unsolicited email offering anything. My only email used for YouTube communications is hannahalonzo06@gmail.com and any other email address claiming to be me is a scam.
So far there are two email addresses impersonating me:
hannahalonzo07@gmail.com
hannahalonzoteams@gmail.com
These are the two I know about but I’m sure there are more. Stay vigilant!
1 month ago | [YT] | 6,926
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Hannah Alonzo
“I’m not seeing what I’d expect to see.. Here’s where you should see cardiac activity, but there is none. I’m so sorry.”
I went numb. This doesn’t make sense. How could this happen?
8 weeks - ultrasound perfect
10 weeks - genetic tests perfect, a girl
12 weeks - ultrasound perfect
16 weeks - heartbeat perfect
21 weeks - she’s gone
We don’t have answers. All we know is she stopped growing for an unknown reason and we didn’t discover it until weeks later at the anatomy scan. What was supposed to be a joyful day seeing our baby girl quickly turned into a nightmare we weren’t prepared for.
I’m distraught and heartbroken. I don’t know where to go from here. Two losses in 7 months feels like more than my heart can take. I’ve never known a pain this deep.
What I do know is that she will always be with us and I’ll never stop wondering about what could’ve been.
4 months ago | [YT] | 47,937
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Hannah Alonzo
I don't usually tease videos unless they're huge.
This one is going to be huge.
Going live on Thursday, January 8th at 9:00am Pacific.
Bring on 2026! 🎉
Edit to clarify: this is not a live stream, it's a pre-recorded video "going live" (getting posted) at this time!
8 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 7,050
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Hannah Alonzo
Hi hi! I have a very strange and highly-specific YouTube video topic that I’m considering making after the new year and I would love your feedback on if it’s something you’d care to see! (Be honest, you’re not going to hurt my feelings, promise)
It’s about something personal I’ve been dealing with in the background for my entire life, but especially within the past year. I’m ready to talk more openly about my struggles with emetophobia (fear of vomit) and its ties to OCD. I’ve been in “recovery” over the last year and it has changed my life. I have so much information, insight, and resources I would love to share. I know it might sound weird or silly to some, but it’s an extremely common phobia (up to 8% of the population) that people often suffer with in silence.
I’m considering making a one-off video where I talk about what life was like at my lowest points, my compulsions/habits/struggles, what I’ve learned in my recovery, and what life is looking like now. It would be a standalone video for my channel where I’m just sharing something random going on in my life, and it doesn’t indicate a shift in my content. Just like I did with my birth story video a couple years ago!
I know it’s a very random topic that has nothing to do with my channel 😂 But now that I’m feeling like this phobia is mostly behind me, the educator in me is hoping to share some interesting/valuable information for others who may need to hear it or are looking to learn more.
Let me know if this is something you’d be interested in seeing!
8 months ago | [YT] | 2,521
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Hannah Alonzo
I noticed an issue on today's MLM Horror Stories #102 video. It was up for 15 minutes but I took it down to fix the issue and I will be reuploading ASAP! Sorry if you were in the middle of it when it disappeared 😔 It'll be back soon!
9 months ago | [YT] | 1,953
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Hannah Alonzo
My toddler accidentally scratched my cornea when we were playing and I couldn't see out of my left eye for a couple days...
What this means for you is that there's no video today because I wasn't able to film today's video in time due to not being able to see 😂 I'm recovered now and the good news is that the next two videos are already filmed and they will be live soon! Influencer Insanity Ep 19 on May 19th and MLM Horror Stories #96 on May 26th (you're not going to want to miss this one - even after 96 episodes I'm still getting stories that shock me).
I will also be having a short "bonus" video going live sometime this week to break some (VERY alleged ***insert all legal disclaimers here*** but very important, if true) anti-MLM news 👀
1 year ago | [YT] | 6,633
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Hannah Alonzo
Thanks for your patience ❤️
I've taken a couple weeks off due to a planned vacation and an unplanned illness. I'm feeling better and I'm almost finished prepping for a video about the MLM company Modere shutting down unexpectedly. I know it's coming to you late, but I will film and edit that soon and should upload that on Monday, May 5th with more Influencer Insanity topics coming in May!
See you soon!
1 year ago | [YT] | 8,551
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Hannah Alonzo
Jen Luv invited me on her channel to talk about all-things MLMs! You know me - I can’t shut up about MLMs so this was a super fun conversation! 🤩
1 year ago | [YT] | 985
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Hannah Alonzo
Bad news: No video today and no video next week
Great news: My husband is home from deployment and we’ve been enjoying some much-needed family time these past few weeks decompressing from a very stressful summer. It has been HEAVEN and we’ve been in a blissful post-deployment bubble!!
Also great news: Starting next week I will have consistent childcare which will give me an extra 24+ hours a week to dedicate to YouTube. This is more work time than I’ve had in the past year and a half and I’m sooo ready. I feel like I’m getting a piece of myself back, and more work time for me means more videos for you!
Be back soon!!
1 year ago | [YT] | 18,275
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