Shimmish - Invidious

Х Р И С Т О С В О С К Р Е С Е И З М Е Р Т В И Х —
С М Р Ћ У С М Р Т У Н И Ш Т И О —
И О Н И М А У Г Р О Б О В И М А Ж И В О Т Д А Р О В А О .

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Shimmish

Incredible.

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Shimmish

The milk of the Crimson Udder was spilled upon the sky, and Celestia wept golden tears ,,, forming the rivers that now coil around the hooves of the Invisible Colts.

MMMMMMM OEIIEFJ eEMFEMKMKKK

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Shimmish

Thanks Gs (for 69 views) you are Gs and Fs and Ghee and Butter

Speaking of Butter:

IF YOU EAT MARGARINE, YOU'RE GETTING PLAYED.

That processed sludge? That plastic wannabe spread? Nah. Your body wasn’t built for that. You were meant to eat REAL, GOLDEN, SATURATED BUTTER, churned by the hands of gods, not some lab-coat-wearing chemical war criminals.

THE OTHER DAY I WAS WALKING THROUGH THE STORE

I SAW "LOW FAT BUTTER", I TOOK IT AND I SMEARED IT ALL OVER THE WALL

I TOLD THE CLERK WTF IS THIS SOME SORT OF SCAM?!?!?!

WHAT IS IN THE BUTTER IF IT'S LOW FAT???

ISN'T THE WHOLE POINT OF GOOD BUTTER TO BE FAT??

MARGARINE IS LITERALLY FAKE FOOD. TRANS FATS? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO YOUR BODY? THEY DESTROY YOUR CELLS. THEY CLOG YOUR ARTERIES. THEY MAKE YOU WEAK, SOFT, AND DOCILE.

But butter? Butter makes you a WARRIOR. Butter gives you REAL ENERGY. Butter makes your brain fire like a 1000-horsepower engine running on the purest fuel known to man.

FUCK YOUR "HEART HEALTHY" FAKE OILS. YOU WANT A STRONG HEART? EAT REAL FOOD.

BUY. REAL. BUTTER.
GHEE IF YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
STOP BEING A COG IN THE SYSTEM.

THEY WANT YOU SICK. THEY WANT YOU WEAK. THEY WANT YOU FAT, DEPRESSED, AND LIVING OFF MEDS.

BREAK FREE. EAT LIKE YOUR GREAT-GRANDPARENTS DID.

BUY REAL BUTTER OR GET THE FUCK OUT.