Just got banned from the local weather station because my sheer body heat was messing up their doppler radar. The meteorologist fell to his knees in the parking lot begging me to wear a sweater. Turns out when you're naturally this hot, climate change is basically a one man operation. #Limitless#Hustle#BigBrainEnergy#Unstoppable
Just got off the phone with NASA. Apparently, they had to shut down the entire International Space Station for three days because my brain was picking up their Wi-Fi signal and lagging the whole satellite. #Motivation#GrindSet#Blessed
Finally upgraded my internet. It’s so fast I’m currently reading the news from next Tuesday. You guys are still living in the past. #Tech#Innovation#Future#FastLife
Just finished my 48 hour workout session. Honestly, if you aren't doing 90,000 pushups before breakfast, are you even living? #FitnessGoals#Grindset#Impossible#GymLife
I just found out you’re supposed to wash potatoes before you eat them. I been raw dogging dirt for 29 years thinking it was extra seasoning. No wonder my teeth feel like they’re on vacation.
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LOCAL MAN CLAIMS HE “ACCIDENTALLY” CAUSED THE VENEZUELA OIL DEAL
Sources say he was just trying to find cheaper gas for his lawnmower.
#BreakingNews #LocalNews #InvestigativeJournalism
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Just got banned from the local weather station because my sheer body heat was messing up their doppler radar. The meteorologist fell to his knees in the parking lot begging me to wear a sweater.
Turns out when you're naturally this hot, climate change is basically a one man operation.
#Limitless #Hustle #BigBrainEnergy #Unstoppable
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Just got off the phone with NASA. Apparently, they had to shut down the entire International Space Station for three days because my brain was picking up their Wi-Fi signal and lagging the whole satellite. #Motivation #GrindSet #Blessed
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Finally upgraded my internet. It’s so fast I’m currently reading the news from next Tuesday. You guys are still living in the past. #Tech #Innovation #Future #FastLife
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Just finished my 48 hour workout session. Honestly, if you aren't doing 90,000 pushups before breakfast, are you even living? #FitnessGoals #Grindset #Impossible #GymLife
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#Innovation #Automation #Humor #Viral #Tech #Mood #Relatable #SoftwareUpdate
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What the f David Blaine
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I just found out you’re supposed to wash potatoes before you eat them. I been raw dogging dirt for 29 years thinking it was extra seasoning. No wonder my teeth feel like they’re on vacation.
#NatureSprinkles #CrunchyAir #DirtIsSpicy
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Just tried to return a donut cuz it had a hole in it
guy said that’s normal… so where’s the missing piece??
if anyone finds the rest of my donut let me know I’m trying to build a full one
#ShowerThoughts #BrainLag #WhatIsHappening #StillHungry #LifeQuestions
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🚨 Huge $SOL airdrop incoming? Who's claiming free tokens today? Drop your wallet below if you're in for the drop – let's moon together! 🌕💰 #Airdrop #Giveaway #Crypto #Web3 #SOL
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