Welcome to The Ordinary Television Network.
We pump out rapid-fire satire faster than South Park’s production schedule. Tired of fake, over-glazed livestreams feeding inflated egos? So are we. We write actual jokes.
We take childhood icons and hit them with a sharp reality check. Parents, take note: this adult-friendly satire isn't a babysitter for your toddlers.
Brands love claiming they "accept niche creators," then slam the door with "unsolicited idea" legal shields. Shoutout to Dairy Queen for ghosting us while running biased workplace politics—stay classy. Meanwhile, Dropout remains the absolute GOAT of modern digital comedy.
Seasons 1 & 2 Archived | Season 3 Airing Now
Dropout Execs: Ditch the bloated writer rooms. One creator (or three, maybe), one tablet, total chaos. Let’s talk digital distribution.
— Stay Chaos. ✌️
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What's better?
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📢 COMMUNITY UPDATE: MIKU DID THE MEME (AND THE DELINQUENTS HATE IT) 🎸💀
Let’s address the elephant in the vertical video feed: yes, we made a video where Hatsune Miku sings "Buddy Holly" while the Delinquents cast stands underneath looking like absolute zombies.
Jet probably thinks it's a "masterpiece of modern audio engineering," Yoda Kid is analyzing the chord progression like a nerd, Moon is staring into your soul with pure judgment, and Cracker is having an existential breakdown over why humanity finds joy in a 1994 guitar riff.
Go watch the short on our channel right now. If a turquoise virtual pop star doing a meme ruins your afternoon, log off and touch grass.
Stay Chaos. ✌️✨
#Delinquents #Weezer #BuddyHolly #HatsuneMiku #OrdinaryMediaGroup #GachaClub #Satire
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Coming soon for Episode 6 of Delinquents: The Animated Series.......
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New special just arrived. Happy sweet sixteen, you ancient relics. ✌️
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Is Delinquents: The Animated Series hilarious?
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Did we just peak, or is this just another simulation? 🛍️
Let's be real—getting trapped in a mall sounds like a movie plot until you realize you're just stuck listening to Cracker and Moon break down society, middle management, and the architectural tragedy of Death Star contractors.
Did we mock Clerks? Absolutely. Kevin Smith would probably shed a proud, existential tear.
Were Moon's internal thoughts funny as heck? As always.
Are Jet & Yoda Kid iconic? Debate in the comments.
Drop your thoughts below before the doors lock again, and remember: turn off the screen and go outside! 🙄✌️
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Who's the better duo?
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📢 COMMUNITY UPDATE: EPISODE 4 IS LIVE (GO GET A THERAPIST) 🧱🔥
Let’s talk about Episode 4, because some insecure adults who think yelling at children in public equals "good parenting" are about to have a very bad afternoon.
In this episode, an angry dad in a suit tries to use a teenager lying on the ground to validate his own miserable rage. His reward? A complete, horizontal destruction of his entire life choices delivered by Cracker without taking a single step.
Cracker didn't yell. Cracker didn't even stand up. He just dismantled a grown man's fragile authority from the dirt.
Go watch Episode 4: "Parental Advisory" on YouTube right now. And if you think screaming at kids makes you a authority figure, maybe go touch grass and book an appointment with a family counselor.
Stay Chaos. ✌️✨
#Delinquents #OrdinaryMediaGroup #Cracker #Satire #GachaClub #Animation #ClerksVibes #ParentingFail
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📢 COMMUNITY UPDATE: MOON VS. THE PUBLIC SIDEWALK 🧱🤫
Let’s talk about Episode 3, because some fragile adults in our comment section seem genuinely traumatized that a teenager can sit against a brick wall without apologizing for breathing.
In this episode, an angry pedestrian tries to bully Moon off public property. Her reward? Zero dialogue, zero compliance, and a masterclass in how to watch a grown adult throw a full-scale public meltdown while you casually check your phone.
Moon didn't yell. Moon didn't move. Moon just stood on business by sitting down.
Go watch Episode 3 on YouTube right now. And if a teenager sitting quietly ruins your entire afternoon, maybe log off and touch grass.
Stay Chaos. ✌️✨
#Delinquents #OrdinaryMediaGroup #Moon #Satire #GachaClub #Animation #ClerksVibes
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📢 COMMUNITY UPDATE: DELINQUENTS EPISODE 2 IS LIVE 🐱🚁
Society expects teenagers standing in front of brick walls to cause trouble. Instead, Jet and Yoda Kid accidentally executed a federal feline abduction because they thought a news-woman's missing cat was a dumpster stray in desperate need of a lecture on Jem and the Holograms.
Episode 2 Highlights:
Cracker dismantling a store owner's fragile ego over a single red lollipop.
Yoda Kid quoting Luke Skywalker to rationalize pet ownership.
The entire crew surrendering to a news helicopter because even jaded slackers can't stay mad at a kitten.
Go watch DELINQUENTS S1 EP2 "Kitty Theft" right now on Ordinary Media Group. Now turn off your screen and go outside—you’ve been staring at cartoon teens with a cat for five minutes. ✌️✨
#Delinquents #OrdinaryMediaGroup #GachaClub #Satire #IndieAnimation #KittyTheft
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