1:29
Von Story - Nuclear barges and ferries, California? Scandalous! #ProbablyBullshit #VonIsAlwaysWrong
Todd Malicoate
2:44
Von Story - Complaining there are no "real" Asian chicks on TikTok (never mind the Filipinos) #Sicko
2:37
Von Story - Searching for Amelia Earhart's lost plane #NobodyCares #VonIsAlwaysWrong
2:11
Von Story - For "angelic" Von TikTok video #333 political BS that no one who watches him cares about
1:37
Von Story - Pope Leo wouldn't have lung cancer if he would just join FreeDumb Religion #CrazyOldCoot
4:35
Von Story - Scientifically illiterate vagrant spews nonsense about batteries and power generation
6:04
Von Story - Application for ambassador for ET girlfriends' people #FailureAtLife #NotGonnaHappen
13:46
Von Story - Remember, people, he actually BELIEVES he does this stuff #FakeWeatherWizard #Delusional
14:00
Von Story - The rogue archangel of Hollywood that is replacing peoples' wives #VonIsALunatic
5:31
Von Story - Demonstrating once again he has no idea what legislation actually says #VonIsAlwaysWrong
3:55
Von Story - As predicted, takes credit for "swatting" Isaias despite strengthening to landfall #Liar
8:27
Von Story - More boring fear-mongering about 1 world government bullshit #VonIsAlwaysWrong #Homeless
6:53
Von Story - Justice Samuel Alito doesn't like MAGA, Von is mortified and calls him communist #Idiot
21:02
Von Story - Volcanoes exist therefore man-made pollution doesn't need to be regulated #Conservative
4:08
Von Story - Von threatens me in particular with the "wrath of his gawds" #NotWorried #ImpotentFarter
8:23
Von Story - Forest ghosts, TikTok Scammers, and cheap housing failure again #VonIsLosingHisMind
0:48
Von Story - "More a capella for Simon Cowell" #YouSoundLikeShitGiveItUp
8:01
Von Story - Pathetic liar "with apartment" uploads bullshit about Iran & nuclear weapons FROM CAR
4:47
Von Story - Asian woman walks by Von Helton and leaves quickly #YouStinkDummy
0:39
Von Story - Auditioning for Simon Cowell and America's Got Talent? #YouDon'tHaveAnyVon
0:52
Von Story - Simpleton eats cold dogs, worried about cooking them completely #TheyAreFullyCookedDummy
2:30
Von Story - Shameless beggar claims "heavy hitters" should be funding his bum lifestyle #FuckOffVon
3:57
Von Story - Smelly goblin attempts to cook hot dogs but can't make a decent fire #VonFailsAsAlways
15:25
Von Story - Painfully ignorant dummy tries to explain hydrogen power and gets everything wrong
Von Story - Wants Jim Carrey to find him an Asian girlfriend #EvenCupidCouldntPullItOff
6:50
Von Story - "Historian" doesn't know the difference between Judah and Judea #VonIsAlwaysWrong
5:28
Von Story - Bum with zero food standards raves about Cheddar Bar-S Jumbo Franks #CheckTheIngredients
14:27
Von Story - Uninformed boob makes several assumptions about Alberta separatism #VonIsAlwaysWrong
8:28
Von Story - Yet another pitiful attempt at begging for money with a side order of tax misinformation
1:05
Von Story - Deranged barrel of monkey nuts still thinks Venus is "ET girlfriend" #GodDamnWhackJob
12:13
Von Story - More BS about flying cars, reading glasses, Denmark is a socialist country #AllWrongVon
16:05
Von Story - More flying car BS, calls Doroni h1x "Denali dx1" multiple times #SenileOldMooseTwit
2:56
Von Story - Von complains that I am "not allowed" to archive his videos #GoodLuckWithThatStinky
7:00
Von Story - Paranoid, senile greybeard rants about "patriot" woman you've never heard of #Conspiracy
Von Story - Announcing his new ban-evading YouTube channel! #GoodLuckModelCitizen
0:53
Von Story - Fake "weather wizard" threatens ... someone ... about steering hurricanes away from US
11:16
Von Story - Failure of a man shares his stupid thoughts about AI #VonIsAlwaysWrong #300thVonStory
5:33
Von Story - Incompetent dullard describes flying car he could never ever afford #Penniless
2:13
Von Story - Von finds a red newt and gets super excited - film at 11 #SimpleMinded
12:59
Von Story - Confused bum thinks Ford watches his TikTok streams #WillNeverHappenDummy
5:02
Von Story - "Lasers are REAL!" - never mind they were invented in 1960, Von #DumbassAlwaysBehind
26:45
Von Story - Delusional freak rants about stuff that was his own fault in the middle of the night
10:07
Von Story - Sorry Trump haters, he listens to Von and does what he says! #DelusionalMoron
4:34
Von Story - Yet another pathetic attempt to guilt people into giving but no one feels sorry for Von
3:50
Von Story - Poor guy everyone lies about him stop believing other people!!! #BadLiarGetsTriggered
3:07
Von Story - Government releases more info Von thinks "proves" his alien GF is real #Delusional
4:59
Von Story - Worthless loser unwilling to work thinks he deserves a government grant #NotAChanceVon
1:45
Von Story - Dumbass can't keep a fire going with logs still hasn't discovered charcoal #BurnBabyBurn
5:39
Von Story - Negligent dog owner confused "high strung" with "untrained" in reference to leash laws
2:05
Von Story - Easily-duped fool takes company word for it re: the quality of their AI replicas #Dummy
0:42
Von Story - Transient cretin oversoaks wood with lighter fluid, confines dog to hot car #DogAbuser
8:45
Von Story - "Staunch conservative" on welfare compains all democrats are communists #TwistsOfIrony
0:36
Von Story - BREAKING NEWS - Kentucky hillbilly unaware leaves turn brown when they fall off and die!
1:43
Von Story - Arby's Shirley Temple mukbang - dumbass doesn't know STs are ALWAYS non-alcoholic #Idiot
8:06
Von Story - Bad math figuring out taxes on lottery winning he didn't even win #VonIsAlwaysWrong
3:20
Von Story - Pathetic attempt to extort money from me ... no even close, Von #ToothlessThreats
1:10
Von Story - A personal message from Von to me I am SO touched! #YoureStillALiarStinky
5:32
Von Story - If you can only see a few stars because of light pollution, they are ETs!!! #Dumbass
1:38
Von Story - More conspiracy BS about Fauci getting "caught with viruses" to release! #VonIsALunatic
10:15
Von Story - RAGE & misinformation about government checks and Israel #Antisemitism #VonIsAlwaysWrong
3:28
Von Story - Humble correspondent admits to not reading articles he "reports on" #WeAlreadyKnewItVon
2:17
Von Story - Delusional obese man claims "small spare tire," suggests drinking baking soda #DoItVon
8:54
Von Story - More crying & complaining about not being able to find a "real girlfriend" #YouStinkVon
Von Story - Singing clown thinks it's Thursday when it's actually Friday #NoOneIsSurprised #Dumbass
9:09
Von Story - Still thinks he'll get "low income housing," admits the "gf thing" hasn't worked #NoShit
5:40
Von Story - Crabby man describes crabby batteries and lies about cooking on grills #WeKnowYoureLying
5:05
Von Story - Man who doesn't believe in space lectures us about the properties of space #19.0IQ
8:16
Von Story - Some threats for his loyal viewers about when he "gets out of the car" #WillNeverHappen
4:28
Von Story - Idiot pretends he knows facts about an artifact stored in Greece #TwoBirdsIsNotCovered
6:56
Von Story - Thinks gas should be $1 a gallon and that Labor Day is on Sunday #VonIsAlwaysWrong
2:59
Von Story - Calls Maria Bartiromo "Bartilova" and lies that she was fired #VonIsAlwaysWrong #Idiot
5:48
Von Story - A moron's opinion on "flock cams" and facial recognition software #VonIsAlwaysWrong
6:52
Von Story - Can't figure out why women aren't dying to have him move in and help pay their bills!!!
4:29
Von Story - More bullshit about the value of stuff his mother never had #StopLyingVon #Bullshitter
3:47
Von Story - More unashamed begging from people who would rather watch him starve #KeepBeggingVon
3:37
Von Story - Military washout dreams of inspecting the White House secret tunnels someday #FatChance
14:14
Von Story - Defending the poor slandered "orbs" from some yo-yo on Joe Rogan's show #NobodyCaresVon
6:07
Von Story - Idiot does "I was right" video while wrong about hydrogen mine in US (It's in Canada)
7:34
Von Story - More crap about tariffs, elites, and government tyranny from a homeless idiot #ShutUpVon
6:16
Von Story - Uninformed bum tries to explain taxes to people that actually work and is wrong as usual
2:03
Von Story - EMERGENCY VIDEO because moron is too stupid to realize websites sometimes get redesigned
6:08
Von Story - Stupid hobo who has never had a job or pay rent rants about taxes and prices of stuff
0:43
Von Story - Filthy homeless man sings Yes song with wrong lyrics alone sitting in his 2012 Escape
15:03
Von Story - Still lying about going to DC in 2009 to "propose high-speed rail" #NobodyWantsTrainsVon
1:31
Von Story - Hobo blockhead thinks a planet in the sky is his alien girlfriend #VonNeedsAnAsylum
17:08
Von Story - Delusional bum rationalizes he can't get benefits because "they don't have the money"
1:11
Von Story - Dumbass doesn't realize he's praising a CHINESE vehicle award #VonCantReadArticlesEver
10:48
Von Story - Xenophobic rant "Must be born here to be in government!" #HomelessBumOpinion #VonSucks
7:57
Von Story - Lots more bullshit about his ancestry that is 100% made up and lies #StopLyingVonHelton
3:49
Von Story - More delusional BS from misunderstanding something he read online #VonIsAlwaysWrong
1:18
Von Story - KFC forgotten history by the Von of course he thinks it's some sort of conspiracy #Nuts
Von Story - Military reporting from under-honorable washout including insulting salute! #StolenValor
6:17
Von Story - "Ford aficionado" thinks DELIVERY TRUCK (Transit series) is "sleek" #VonIsAlwaysWrong
9:32
Von Story - Crying about how stuff would be different if he could go back to 2006 #TimeTravelFantasy
4:45
Von Story - Transient imbecile once again makes demands for someone to take him in #NoOneIsBitingVon
2:35
Von Story - Self-important hobo thinks military upgrade decisions are made when he rants on TikTok
Von Story - Worthless bum complains $40 billion in medical philanthropy "isn't much" #VonIsAnAsshole
2:28
Von Story - He's amazed that Danish scientists did something they've been doing for centuries #Moron
12:57
Von Story - Still at Stinking Creek (wink, wink), Von bullshits more about his "alien girlfriend"
4:13
Von Story - Complaining to TikTok about being suspended also more shameless begging #VonIsPathetic
5:19
Von Story - Bethesda updates update - Von's mods are bulletproof! #NobodyCaresVon #WorthlessMods
Von Story - The great 2026 Von Helton TikTok Subscription Drive only $3 a month! #DontBotherVonSucks
12:18
Von Story - Same day his account is suspended for scamming, rants about TikTok scammers #hypocrisy
10:16
Von Story - Now that he's "getting housing" (LMFAO bullshit) no women want him #PoorLittleGuyVon
Von Story - Blessings for Karoline Leavitt as if she knows who Von is or would care #GiveItUpVon
4:36
Von Story - Stupid person claims all of Europe is about to be invaded by Muslims! #islamophobia
Von Story - More bullshit about physical media and "rare books" #Misinformation #VonIsAlwaysWrong
Von Story - Village idiot misunderstands medical story film at 11 #VonIsAlwaysWrong
5:13
Von Story - WSJ paywall keeps moron from investigating S Korean company purchase, still speaks on it
3:58
Von Story - Dumbass wonders if a new EV truck will be able to pass other drivers on a hill #Stupid
2:50
Von Story - More pathetic begging with a side order of lying about tax deductions #GiveHimNothing
Von Story - Delusional idiot desperate for any proof of aliens, will believe literally ANYTHING!
4:49
Von Story - Moron thinks pool 121 feet by 39 feet is “two football fields by one football field”
Von Story - Doofus misunderstands weather story and reports a big fat load of crap #VonIsAlwaysWrong
1:04
Von Story - Delusional hobo believes he ever in his life had anything to do with crime prevention
10:19
Von Story - Dummy thinks the reason he can't find anyone is the platforms he's on #TheReasonIsYouVon
3:25
Von Story - UFO news by the Von (another load of crap that he knows nothing about) #VonIsAlwaysWrong
1:20
Von Story - Warns people in the Gulf about a typhoon (Chan-Hom) near Japan #VonIsAlwaysWrong
4:48
Von Story - Some bullshit about Saudi Arabia and insights on his ET girlfriend #VonRamblingLikeAFool
20:24
Von Story - McDonalds apple pie mukbang ft. Sharpie w/the rapid panting #SaveTheDog #VonAbusesDogs
18:20
Von Story - McDonalds strawberry/banana smoothie mukbang (remember he only had "7 bucks?") #LiarVon
6:02
Von Story - Fool claims "I was right" because catfish says "her" mommy and daddy said no. #CreepyAF
13:04
Von Story - Much ado about tattoos, homeless bum waxes stupid #MoronicTake #LosingHisMind
5:35
Von Story - Review of the new Spiderman movie and a bunch of BS about how he influences ... anything
5:42
Von Story - A day after claiming his religion doesn't ask for $$$, this douchebag is begging for it!
2:27
Von Story - Moron still thinks executive orders are "signed into law" #VonIsAlwaysWrong
2:22
Von Story - Dumbass tells his (mostly) American audience about an eclipse they won't even see #Idiot
1:19
Von Story - Delusion homeless moron casts a "spell" to get a woman who belongs to him #MisogynistVon
3:33
Von Story - Idiot thinks a doctor grew a nose from a forehead #ItsCalledPlasticSurgeryDummy
6:03
Von Story - A (very poor) commercial for Free-Dumb Religion #NoOneIsJoiningItVon #NotARealPagan
Von Story - The return of Ridley Scott to the "jen-air" #VonIsIlliterate #YouDontSayItLikeThatDummy
9:17
Von Story - Filthy homeless man who lies about his own life complains about others committing fraud
4:20
Von Story - Brisk strawberry melon iced tea mukbang #DrinksAren'tMukbangsMoron #ThinksIt'sHealthy
0:22
Von Story - Still pathetically fishing for a girlfriend online #NoOneWillRespondVon #DirtyFucker
1:07
Von Story - Islamophobia update still wrong - Not Spain but a very small Spanish territory in Africa
16:14
Von Story - Dumbass who lies about being an archaeologist finds out in 2026 the Exodus wasn't real!
2:00
Von Story - Good old Islamophobia appears one more this time with lies about Spain #VonIsAlwaysWrong
0:09
Von Story - "Well shit, somebody hit the lottery. Oh well, maybe next time." #YouWillNeverWinVon
Von Story - With 200th TikTok video, military washout still wrong about Abrams tanks #NoOneIsShocked
0:54
Von Story - Somebody did something to him so they will get the "James Frost" treatment #WhateverVon
2:58
Von Story - 2 years after the fact Von thinks scientists are surprised to find organics in meteorite
5:18
Von Story - More BS about Fauci, vaccinations, and his mother's death #VonKilledHer #LeftOnFloor
12:08
Von Story - "Hunkered down" at a new hotel to get benefits & a bunch of political BS #DeniedAgainVon
4:02
Von Story - Military washout wrong about use of M1 Abrams tank in the US Army #BigSurpriseVonWrong
5:50
Von Story - Just can't find anyone on TikTok or Google Chat interested in him! #IWonderWhyVon
5:12
Von Story - Toothless Kentucky hillbilly can't grasp the concept of faked AI videos on TikTok #moron
Von Story - 190 IQ Bitcoin update and $8.88 minus $7.02 (dollar seventy somethin') #VonIsAlwaysWrong
16:34
Von Story - Laughing like a maniac about Anthony Fauci when nothing's funny #VonAsylumApplication
12:47
Von Story - He's in a hotel heading south to Corbin to fail at getting benefits again #YouSuckVon
15:30
Von Story - More bullshit from an idiot about communism, Van Jones, and Bill Maher #VonIsAlwaysWrong
13:27
Von Story - Chris Evans and Mark Ruffalo (Captain America and Hulk) are Communists! #VonWrongAgain
12:01
Von Story - Lunatic spreading misinformation about asteroid Apophis hitting Earth #VonIsAlwaysWrong
1:33
Von Story - Another pathetic plea for a lady to take him in (he forgot he destroyed the heat bubble)
Von Story - Kia iCamper review (it sucks because you aren't allowed to sleep ANYWHERE anymore!)
Von Story - Thinks Joe Rogan defended him or even knows who he is #VonIsALoony
Von Story - Trump's ad lib roast a failure since he's "not a comic," Von makes excuses #NotBuyingIt
2:49
Von Story - A bunch of bullshit about some AI attacking the internet #VonIsAlwaysWrong
18:21
Von Story - Logical fallacy by the Von - The Illicit Contrary (Iran nukes) #VonIsReallyDumb
4:52
Von Story - BREAKING NEWS! Homeless idiot with no hope believes every word of Daily Galaxy story!
7:20
Von Story - Smartest kid in the world agrees with Von ... plus a REALLY disgusting belch! #GrossVon
0:10
Von Story - Takes credit for "destroying the heat bubble" 1 day after saying it will be 115 degrees
30:42
Von Story - Weeks late, Von believes "Dr. Phil" is level-headed and great for UFO disclosure review
Von Story - Speedway hot banana drink mukbang (are you kidding me?) w/extra hand shakes #VonIsDying
7:24
Von Story - Crazy man thinks it's the rest of the world that is crazy (floating tree branch story)
8:25
Von Story - Showing everyone he knows nothing about weather (heat waves) or fixing anything on cars
1:22
Von Story - GAWDS wake him up at 1:11AM for ... no particular reason at all #VonIsInsane #Nuts
8:19
Von Story - Wendy's mukbang w/food from McDonalds + get extra napkins if you tend to shit yourself
6:13
Von Story - Moron thinks video of a blimp at night is the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine" #VonIsAnIdiot
5:55
Von Story - Casey's famous pizza (meat lover's) mukbang starring Sharpie with the feverish panting
5:08
Von Story - Story of how Morgan Freeman saved all the bees from death by GMO crops #VonIsAlwaysWrong
13:23
Von Story - He read Emerald Tablets of Thoth so he knows what Joe Rogan was babbling about #SureVon
Von Story - Trump, China, and the 2020 elections #VonIsAlwaysWrong
7:13
Von Story - More Bill Gates tick conspiracies ... "cross-pollination from tick to tick" #IdiotVon
1:27
Von Story - Letting us know there are cat videos showing cats walking on 2 legs #VonIsNuts
10:14
Von Story - Moron amazed by large gas station, offends the nose of everyone he passes inside #Stinky
1:55
Von Story - On the road again north through Kentucky (says the GAWDS are "pushing" him) #TravelinMan
Von Story - He confuses the new "Hypercar" from Ford calling it a "Hyper V8" #VonIsAlwaysWrong
14:26
Von Story - The final word on all this James Franco alien BS and guess what? Von is wrong again!
6:24
Von Story - Believes there is an entire "new world" found under the earth in New Zealand #insane
Von Story - Footlong hot dog mukbang doesn't tell us where it's from #GoodWorkVon #DisgustingPigEats
6:29
Von Story - A bunch of crap about Mr. Beast, taxes on gifts, and Lamborghini parts #VonIsAlwaysWrong
21:45
Von Story - Praising House Speaker Johnson while pretending to be a Constitutional scholar again
29:42
Von Story - Defaming dead US Senator Lindsey Graham because ... reasons? #VonTheHomophobe
14:55
Von Story - More stupid "revelations" about celebrities not being on TikTok #WeArentDumbLikeYouVon
12:03
Von Story - Wendy's double sausage biscuit mukbang by the Von #WatchVonEat #disgusting
13:49
Von Story - Praising Donald Trump for finding an alternate tanker route in the Middle East #DumbVon
14:48
Von Story - A serial dog abuser has the NERVE to complain about someone else abusing dogs #unreal
11:31
Von Story - Chocolate Lava "REESEE" big cup mukbang actually looks like Von is eating poop #EatItVon
9:02
Von Story - He's too smart (and too ugly) to fall for all those fake celebrities and porn stars!
10:41
Von Story - Wrong about Mitch McConnell dead - blames CERN - no one else surprised #VonIsAlwaysWrong
10:50
Von Story - Eulogy for Lindsey Graham full of stupidity and misinformation #VonIsAlwaysWrong
2:15
Von Story - Getting stuff wrong about astronomy - "largest digital camera ever built." #VonSucks
3:34
Von Story - Von Helton the "thespian" sniffs out fake celebrities on TikTok #VonNeverActedInAnything
Von Story - Another feeble attempt to get money from Todd complete with lying about email (w/proof)!
0:31
Von Story - Another really bad attempt to guilt Todd Malicoate into making "payments" #ItWontWork
13:30
Von Story - It kinda sucks when people lie about you online, doesn't it, Von? #KarmaStings
6:15
Von Story - Still thinks Trump listens to him blah blah blah communism is bad #VonSucks
6:39
Von Story - Military update by the Von - Thinks wars still fought like it's 1942 #VonIsAlwaysWrong
2:12
Von Story - Xenophobic moron mis-reports Washington Examiner statistics about illegal immigration
6:47
Von Story - Misinformation about the CIA and MK-Ultra #vonisalwayswrong
