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When you're WAY too evil to join the slasher villains

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When your dying father tells you about the family treasure but it's in a super inconvenient spot

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When Epstein tries to get into Heaven

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1 billion people could die from AI, this is serious(ly awesome)

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When you die and God pulls up the group chat

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When Socrates is your roommate

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The day fractions were invented

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When Washington and Lincoln go to the airport (in 2026)

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When you have to go to confession for banging your priest's wife

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The Book of Job (basically)

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When an introvert takes an Uber

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When the government rounds you up for marriage camp

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When your Trojan Horse isn't good enough

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When it's your first day as a detective

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When your friend bangs the teacher

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When you fumble a perfect 10

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How I was actually trained for my first job

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When you get a visit from your past self

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If it really was Adam and Steve

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When someone with Tourette's says the N word

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When your roommate is in the Epstein files

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When you're religious but die and find out Hinduism was the right one

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Dear Greenland...

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When Washington and Lincoln find the Epstein files

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The Devil in 2025

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When the conspiracy isn't crazy enough

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When you arrive at North Sentinel Island

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The prank

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When Moses meets God

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Dinner at the Clinton house after the Epstein emails are released

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When Washington and Lincoln try to stop school shootings (in 2025)

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When you fake the moon landing

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When God explains his plan to Jesus

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The annual meeting of people who design automated phone systems

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When the make-a-wish kid wishes to work for the suicide hotline

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God explaining the Trinity to Jesus

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When only ChatGPT can save your life

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When can you say the N word (as a white person) 101

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When it's your first day in the military but you're bad with directions

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Companies having to decide when to take down their BLM stuff

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When you get robbed while buying home insurance

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When you try to get laid before they sacrifice a virgin

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White Jeans - The commercial

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When one Siamese twin is a feminist and the other is a terrorist

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When you're a magician in the time of Jesus

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When Washington and Lincoln have jury duty (in 2025)

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When the officiant objects at the wedding

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When the hitman is in a Saw trap

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When you're about to have your first 3-some but then Jesus returns

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Feminists vs Amelia Earhart

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When you have to prove you're not a witch (this story actually happened)

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When the pope dies

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If sex change surgery profits went straight to the church

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When you time travel to the stone age and you're still completely useless

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When you have no patience

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When it's your first day as a hacker but you lied on your resume

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When the Nigerian prince turns out to be real

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When the hostage is depressed

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When you have to kill someone in prison

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If the afterlife had a customer service line

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