You're an average office guy. 5'9", 200 lb, 35 years old, armed with a coffee mug. Every week you step into the ring against 13 legends from one corner of history: philosophers, outlaws, emperors.

Every round is decided by real facts, and every fact carries its source stamp: attested, late source, legend or self-reported. Every opponent lands on the tier list: Free Win, Ugly Win, Coin Flip, Bad Night or No Chance.

Find out who you could actually beat.