Welcome to Suboptimal Science
Ever looked at the world and thought, 'That can't be right'? You're correct. It isn't.

Suboptimal Science is the internet's premier destination for understanding the laws of physics that the universe clearly wrote using a broken crayon and a dream. We specialize in explaining why 100,000 tons of steel floats (it’s essentially liquid resentment), why gravity is more of a suggestion than a rule, and why most 'scientific breakthroughs' are just humans getting lucky with expensive equipment.

Join us for weekly deep dives into the absurd machinery of existence and our 'News of the Week' segment, where we analyze current events with the weary skepticism they deserve.

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