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Deadpan Delivered

Welcome to Deadpan Delivered—the ultimate home for pitch-black humor, brutal misdirections, and stand-up that lives rent-free in your head. We serve up the coldest, most savage punchlines delivered with a perfectly straight face. No fluff, no apologies, just elite dark comedy that hits different and crosses every line.

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14:42

Nate Bargatze | Comedy Stand Up | My Wife Tracks Me and Everything Goes Wrong

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14:42

Nate Bargatze | Comedy Stand Up | The Guy Who Saved Me Is in Prison!

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Nate Bargatze | Comedy Stand Up | Men Actually Paid to Fight an Orangutan

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Shared 2 days ago

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14:54

Nate Bargatze | Comedy Stand Up | We Fought 24 Hours Over Chocolate Milk

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Shared 3 days ago

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11:55

Mike Epps | Comedy Stand Up | The Hilarious Truth About Dating & Relationships🤣

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Shared 1 month ago

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Mike Epps | Comedy Stand Up | The Ex Con Haunted House 👻

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Shared 1 month ago

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11:27

Mike Epps | Comedy Stand Up | If Will Smith Slapped Me 🤣

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Shared 1 month ago

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10:36

Mike Epps | Comedy Stand Up | Why I Went to Prison Instead of the Military 🤣

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Shared 1 month ago

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12:06

Mike Epps | Comedy Stand Up | The Truth About Her Work Husband 😡😂

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Shared 1 month ago

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11:47

Mike Epps | Comedy Stand Up | When Thugs Call Obama's Daughters 📞😂

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Shared 1 month ago

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12:35

Mike Epps | Comedy Stand Up | When Mama Is Mad The House Is Sad 😡

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Shared 1 month ago

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11:15

Mike Epps | Comedy Stand Up | Why I Was Never At Diddy's Parties 😳

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Shared 1 month ago

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10:12

Mike Epps | Comedy Stand Up | The Jehovah's Witness Drug Dealer 😭

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Shared 1 month ago

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10:11

Mike Epps | Comedy Stand Up | Why You Aren't Going To Heaven 💀

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11:03

Mike Epps | Comedy Stand Up | Why Women Are Smarter 💡

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Shared 1 month ago

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12:26

Mike Epps | Comedy Stand Up | Why God Needs A Vacation! 😂

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11:51

Mike Epps | Comedy Stand Up | The Truth About My Movies 🎬

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12:52

Mike Epps | Comedy Stand Up | Getting Caught Cheating In Your Sleep 🛌💀

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12:24

Jeff Allen | Comedy Stand Up | Do You Want To Be Right Or Happy 🤣

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Shared 1 month ago

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11:18

Jeff Allen | Comedy Stand Up | Joe Biden Working At Starbucks ☕🤣

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Shared 1 month ago

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Jeff Allen | Comedy Stand Up | Free Range Kids Vs Modern Parents 🚸💥

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Shared 1 month ago

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Jeff Allen | Comedy Stand Up | My Wife Broke Me! 🤣

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11:33

Jeff Allen | Comedy Stand Up | Surviving 20 Years Of Marriage 💍😂

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Shared 1 month ago

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Jeff Allen | Comedy Stand Up | The Painful Waxing Mistake 😭

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Jeff Allen | Comedy Stand Up | Wife Forces Me On Keto Diet!🤣

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Jeff Allen | Comedy Stand Up | Diagnosed With ZERO Testosterone At Age 60! 🤣

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Shared 1 month ago

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11:38

Jeff Allen | Comedy Stand Up | Teenagers Are God's Revenge! 🤣

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Shared 1 month ago

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Jeff Allen | Comedy Stand Up | Why I Hide Food From My Son 🤣

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Shared 2 months ago

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12:03

Jeff Allen | Comedy Stand Up | Do You Want To Be Right Or Happy 🤣

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Shared 2 months ago

71 views

10:58

Jeff Allen | Comedy Stand Up | The "I'm Fat" Trap 😱

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Shared 2 months ago

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11:08

Jeff Allen | Comedy Stand Up | Why Teenagers Are God's Revenge 😈

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Shared 2 months ago

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11:37

Jeff Allen | Comedy Stand Up | Surviving 20 Years Of Marriage & Menopause!🤣

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Shared 2 months ago

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Anthony Jeselnik | Comedy Stand Up | The Joke That Almost Got Me Fired 😱

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Shared 2 months ago

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Anthony Jeselnik | Comedy Stand Up | The Banned Shark Party 🦈

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Shared 2 months ago

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Anthony Jeselnik | Comedy Stand Up | The Truth About Thoughts And Prayers 🙏

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Shared 2 months ago

3.7K views

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Josh Johnson | Comedy Stand Up | The Table DIDN'T Break😳

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Shared 2 months ago

189 views

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Josh Johnson | Comedy Stand Up | The Craziest Public Proposal 💍🪨

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Shared 2 months ago

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Josh Johnson | Comedy Stand Up | The Most Awkward Gun Drop Encounter 🔫

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Shared 2 months ago

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12:36

Josh Johnson | Comedy Stand Up | My Friend's Grandma Hit On Me 👵🔥

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Shared 2 months ago

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Sam Morril | Comedy Stand Up | My Ex Heckled Me At My Biggest Show 😳

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Shared 2 months ago

59 views

12:24

Jay Pharoah | Comedy Stand Up | Taking 6 Doses Of Molly 🤯🤣

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Shared 2 months ago

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Drew Michael | Comedy Stand Up | Instagram, Venom And The Fake Perfect Life

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Shared 3 months ago

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11:48

Drew Michael | Comedy Stand Up | Why Love Gets So Weird

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Shared 3 months ago

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11:37

Drew Michael | Comedy Stand Up | Dating Gets Awkward Fast

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Shared 3 months ago

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11:25

Drew Michael | Comedy Stand Up | My Single Mom's Weird Confession

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Shared 3 months ago

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Anthony Jeselnik | Comedy Stand Up | Why I Absolutely Refuse to Pay for the Neighbor's Kid

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Shared 3 months ago

12K views

11:22

Anthony Jeselnik | Comedy Stand Up | Turns Babysitting Stories Into Pure Chaos

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Shared 3 months ago

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11:57

Anthony Jeselnik | Comedy Stand Up | The Joke That Offended All Of New Zealand

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Shared 3 months ago

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11:51

Anthony Jeselnik | Comedy Stand Up | The Tweet That Almost Got Me Fired!

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Shared 3 months ago

52K views

11:27

Anthony Jeselnik | Comedy Stand Up | When The Math Simply Does Not Math

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Shared 3 months ago

23K views

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Anthony Jeselnik | Comedy Stand Up | The Most Chaotic Babysitter Ever

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1.1K views

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Anthony Jeselnik | Comedy Stand Up | The Grandma's Bible Story

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12:31

Anthony Jeselnick | Comedy Stand Up | 12 Minutes of Unapologetic Dark Humor

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Shared 3 months ago

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Anthony Jeselnik | Comedy Stand Up | Blind Dates He Went On The WORST Blind Date!

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Shared 3 months ago

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Anthony Jeselnik | Comedy Stand Up | When The Joke Goes WAY Too Far My Tragic Accidents

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Shared 3 months ago

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Anthony Jeselnik | Comedy Stand Up | WARNING: His Most Offensive Jokes Do NOT Show Your Parents

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Shared 3 months ago

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Anthony Jeselnik | Comedy Stand Up | This Dark Joke Shocked The Entire Audience

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Shared 4 months ago

4K views

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Anthony Jeselnik | Comedy Stand Up | A Knock At My Door Every Morning 🚪🕰️

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Shared 4 months ago

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Anthony Jeselnik | Comedy Stand Up | Crossing The Line For 12 Minutes Straight

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Shared 4 months ago

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Anthony Jeselnik | The Ultimate Romantic Joke That Will Make You Feel Terrible For Laughing 🤐💀

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Shared 4 months ago

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